i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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