Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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