No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just invented taco cereal.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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