I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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