I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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