he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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