She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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