He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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