I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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