remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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