1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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