I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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