THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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