Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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