She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
