My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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