Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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