Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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