Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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