you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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