Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
