why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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