New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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