Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Randomize