I don't usually arrange sex via text message
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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