All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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