walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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