fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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