and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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