i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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