ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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