I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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