There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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