lets start a swedish sibling band together
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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