drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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