Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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