Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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