why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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