it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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