Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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