it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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