Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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