she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.