Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.