How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
wow bdsm is so cute
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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