Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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