Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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