let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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