U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.