Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.