so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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