i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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