JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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