Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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