We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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