period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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