Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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