dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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